May 2013
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
charile:
TOTORO, TOT-TORO
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
zaynrand:
IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES
upgraders:
your dick pics:
my dick pics:
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
Anonymous asked: You haven't posted in weeks
Anonymous asked: where did you go :'(
inbox:
Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
rneerkat:
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business