dnlhern: i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
charile: TOTORO, TOT-TORO
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
zaynrand: IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES
upgraders: your dick pics: my dick pics:
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
Anonymous asked: You haven't posted in weeks
Anonymous asked: where did you go :'(
inbox: Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
rneerkat: if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business