IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RICE PADDY

One more post before I leave: This probably isn’t true, but oh god if it was, I would hug the life out of the air hostess and the Commandant.

A 50-something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the Passenger next to her was a black man. Visibly furious, she called the Air Hostess.

“What’s the problem, ma’am?” the Hostess asked her “Can’t you see?” the lady said “I was given a seat next to a black man. I can’t seat here next to him. You have to change my seat” “Please, calm down, ma’am” - said the Hostess “Unfortunately, all the seats are occupied, but I’m still going to check if we have any.”

The Hostess left and returned some minutes later. “Madam, as I told you, there isn’t any empty seat in this class- Economy Class. But I spoke to the Captain and he confirmed that there isn’t any empty seats in the Economy Class. We only have seats in the First Class.”

And before the woman said anything, the Hostess continued “Look, it is unusual for our company to allow a Passenger from the Economy Class change to the First Class. However, given the circumstances, the Commandant thinks that it would be a scandal to make a Passenger travel sat next to an unpleasant person.”

And turning to the black man, the Hostess said:

“Which means, Sir, if you would be so nice to pack your handbag, we have reserved you a seat in the First Class…”

I have homework to do and I’m sick so for the next three days I’ll be off Tumblr (I won’t last that long), so enjoy my queue of really old posts I’ve recovered from my blog about 8months ago.

So school, I kind of hate it. Every time I sit down my skirt rides up and it’s annoying, now I remember why I use to always wear shorts. My Favourite subject so far has to be earth and enviromental, least favourite is advanced English. Today was ridiculously humid, so yea, I hate wearing a white shirt. There is one class with air conditioner at my school too. :( 

“Is the sky blue?”

“Does Edward Cullen sparkle?”

“Have you really been personally victimized by Regina George?”

“Does Stacy’s mom really have it going on?”

“Does Glen Coco really get four but none for Gretchen Wieners?”