collegehumor: Sick Dubstep Impression With all of that bass, he must be a pescetarian.
I interrupt the various bouts of rage and anger on...
padalecriss: Because I never use Fahrenheit I always get confused and think that the motherfucking Apocalypse is upon us and that America is burning.
normal person: so what do you like to do
me: listen to music
normal person: oh, thats neat, i like music too
me: no you dont understand
throwing gangsters off of roofs to see how fly they really are
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
When I try to scare my friend
I’m like Their reaction but when they scare me I’m like
vondell-swain: if somebody wanted to see you naked they could just brew a polyjuice potion and suddenly your whole body would be theirs to explore at their leisure without your consent the wizarding world is not a comfortable place