my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies
whoever invented the internet must feel really ashamed because this is what it has been reduced to
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).
how do you look down at your beautiful baby that you carried for nine months and spent so many hours giving birth to and this thing is going to change your life etc etc
how do you do that
and then decide to name that baby laquisha
FUN FACT LAQUISHA MEANS CINNOMAN TREE
my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
- People from other countries: Australia is so beautiful and Australians are so friendly and their accents are so crazy!
- Australians: Fuck off fucking cunt fuck suck a fucking cock drink some fucking goon with me in a fucking park fucker