IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RICE PADDY
July 2012
why is it called a training bra
what are you training for
the bra olympics
the boob championships
the 100m breaststroke
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i just saw the weirdest ad i have ever seen???
let me detail it for ya
so this businessman guy is walking dwon like a crowded subway area and then picks up his smarthpone and starts video chatting with his wife and after a few moments we see what is…
what if we all keep our blogs till we’re like 40 and we reblog cooking recipes and parenting advice and sly dig each other about weight gain and bald spots
stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even
believe in urself
is that a lawn mower flying
no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
- the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
i dreamt there was this big fancy dance and all the Disney princesses and princes were there and i was the human guy who’s the beast in beauty and the beast it was pretty cool
1.
I can’t help but hate
haiku. They end abruptly
just as they’re getting
2.
going. See? I need
another just to finish
this simple thought, and
3.
maybe it’s true that
all the love in the world could
fit in a matchbox
4.
but who would want to
try, and where, in that case, would
one store their matches?
— Rob Taylor, “Haikus 1-4”
