finefools: glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology more like chukka that shit in the garbage
hoaran: this picture is literally just SCREAMING “we are british” they even locked the irish one in the telephone booth for effect
oddbrad: vegans calling meat eaters ‘bloodmouths’ is like when the little nerdy groups come up with insults for the popular kids at school but at the end of the day the popular kids are still hot and get invited to parties and you don’t
connorsrockinbooty: complaining about how someone posts too much of a fandom when their blog description clearly says they are a part of that fandom is like getting upset at a cereal aisle because there’s too much cereal
genevaisaunicorn: indogyears: washingtonsboobs: nikolai-broke-the-z00m: tame-a-lion: grrrlfever: To all of you Sydney-dwellers who get to see Washington tomorrow night: I hate you. Sincerely, Ms. Stuck in Adelaide. Melbourne :( Canberra :( ahaha peasants Second this. Wait, what show in Sydney? http://www.trybooking.com/BWIA
my mom's logic: if i don't remember it, it didn't happen
lazarus-james: mastaofsass: I can’t get over the way this guy ~fabulously~ decorates The Hobbit set. Is there a fandom for this guy yet?
Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.
vvierd: im not sure if im actually funny or i just quote things from the internet and forget they are from the internet
absurdstreets: I miss the days where I would go to bed at 10:30 and not feel like I was missing out on something really important on a social networking site
circletines: somebodycrazyenoughtotellme: circletines: strikeupthebandom: circletines: if I die young bury me in swag lay me down on a bed of snapbacks sink me in a river at 4:20 o’clock send me away with the words of drake songs and serve fried chicken to the guests i said swag not racism
imfamousontumblr: my favorite part of america’s next top model is when the girls get makeovers and all the white girls get all their hair cut off and cry and all the black girls get their weaves taken out and cry and tyra’s there like
usingtimewisely: the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.
nutellacondoms: -moonshine-: friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school actually Adele is 24 and taylor is 22.
foreveralone-lyguy: tothefridgeandbeyond: foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: foreveralone-lyguy: Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas B A N A N A S this shit is bananas B A N A N A S Again, this shit is bananas B A N A N A S this shit is bananas B A N A N A S that awkward moment when no one joins in with you I have friends, okay? My mom says...
paperlilie: if I had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly I’d be broke cause I’m perfect lol later losers
tltty: i’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs bc it’s probs such a turn off when a guy tells a joke & i start making seal noises